“What is this, some kind of idiotic contest? Most interesting? That’s idiotic. Ask me something substantive, and I’ll answer it.”
- Which reporter did Barney Frank say this to? Click through for the answer and a list of some of his best insults to reporters over the last few decades. It’s also the first installment of a regular feature we’re calling the Lizza List: http://nyr.kr/t5QNZC
oh man ken russell is dead :(((
Everybody thinks they’re good at opening jars.
I had a dream that I was going down on John Maus and his dick fell off. And I was like, “Hey — here. Here. This… this fell off, can you put it back?” It was the worst dream I ever had.
"Just remember, sweetheart, well look — what do they call that useless bit of skin on the end of the penis?"
I hope these people can’t hear me listening to Mac Miller.
These surf-pop girl-bands think they’re so cute and meta-kitsch with all their boy-crazy songs about boy-crazy things. Here comes my poem called Best Coast Bitches. I wrote it with my period blood on a waxpaper cocosoya voodoo doll.
even Lesley Gore
was a lesbian.